Good LORD Jan - it started of with just Cathy & I on the back of a Great Dane..... then Alan suddenly came into the picture steering us...now you want to add another contraption onto the back of it Poor bludy dog.....pretty soon they'll all want to join in & we'll end up like Rudolph the red nose reindeer with all the other reindeers carrying 2 passengers each in sleighs & 20 people hanging off each one
(I wouldn't mind - but we were only going to the shops)
WORD has it that you have to put petrol in a Ford Cortina, register, M.O.T. check oil & water, maintain it, stay sober to drive it (woudn't want to get caught drinking & driving) etc....so think we'll just stick to the Great Dane! Wot you say Cathy?:
Well I think we could keep to the great dane in the summer and as Alan had disappeared maybe Jan could steer us, she could use the CORD from her whip to fasten the great dane to her hand, don't go toooo fast though Jan, will you!! as we may spill our wine
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
I used to DARN Alan's DARK socks, but now he wears indestructibles so I don't have to any more. Well, I say 'darn', but really it was more like 'cobble together'
Forgiveness is a funny thing; it warms the heart, and cools the sting.
HARK everybody, I've also heard the expression about "cobble together".
And talking about cobbles - -
CORRIE SPOILER FOR MOYA (I know she doesn't want to miss anything) - - - - -
There has been yet another murder at the factory, it must be the most dangerous knicker factory in the world.
I won't tell Moya who was murdered, she only has 18 months wait to find out
But this time, the viewers don't know whodunnit, and there are at least 1/2 dozen possible suspects with good motives, or had threatened to kill him or her.